Watch your tongue

 Relex Singh was travelling in a crowded bus. He was carrying the passport-size photograph of his son for college admission. Accidently, the photograph dropped down from his pocket. He started searching for it frantically and found it on the floor below the end of a woman’s saree.

He asked her, “ Can lift your saree? I wanna take photograph.”. The rest is self-explanotary. He was beaten so badly that he had to be admitted to hospital. He was surprised to see Jaswan Singh on the bed next to him in a worse condition.

Jaswan explained what happened to him. He had gone to a remote village to work. He finished late and missed the last bus. He could not find any hotel so he approached a house nearby an asked the hosts whether they would allow him to stay there for a night. The owner replied, “ I have two grown up daughters. Sorry, you can’t stay here.”

Dissapointed, Jaswan approached the next house and asked the owner whether he could stay there for a night. This one also replied , “I have three grown-up daughters. Sorry you cannot say here.”

He thought he had asked a wrong question so this time he wanted to rephrase it. He went to the next house and asked, “ Do you have grown-up daughter?”

The owner replied “Why?” and Jaswan said: “I want to stay for a night.” The whole village came out and beat him up till he fainted

Words can send you into deep trouble if you don't use them correctly. The tongue of the wise uses knowledge aright, but the mouth of fools pours out foolishness.